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小孩子考试的笑话。
来源:本站原创考试结束后,a:“考得如何?”b:“一团糟。”a:“踢球那么好,为什么考试就不行呢?”b:“踢球有人配合呀。”
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顽皮的儿童
来源:本站原创公园的椅子上坐着一位老妇人,一个小孩子走过来。“婆婆,您的牙还行吗?”“已经不行了,都掉了。”于是小孩子拿出一包胡桃,说:“请您替我拿一拿,我去打球。”夜里,4岁的弗兰茨躺在床上。他请求母亲:“妈妈,给我一只苹果吧1“孩子,太晚了,苹果已经睡觉了。”“不,小的也许睡下了,大的肯定还没睡哩1小吉姆在一条轮船上当服务员。一天早上,他在轮船上送中饭时问道:“船长,我可以问您一个问题吗?”“当然可以。小家伙。”船长注意到小吉姆激动的样子。“什么问题?”......
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老夫老妻经典小幽默
来源:本站原创一位古板的老妇人有生以来第一次尝啤酒,呷一口后,她疑惑地抬起头。“奇怪1她小声地嘀咕,“这味道怎么跟我丈夫二十年来喝的药一模一样。”
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爆笑:一个男人写给老婆的年终总结
来源:本站原创严格遵守财经纪律。去年,我不折不扣地执行了工资、奖金等主营收入悉数上交,再由夫人回拨零用钱的收支两条线政策,其余副业收入纳入预算资金管理,向夫人打报告审批使用,在过去的一年中,由于我财经纪律做到了不截留挪用,不挤占乱花,不隐瞒收入,不设小金库,使夫人总揽大权的地位得到了进一步巩固,家庭收入管理规范,资金专项使用。
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农民娶妻爆笑!
来源:本站原创老农夫早年丧妻,经媒人介绍一名三十四、五岁的女子结婚,新婚之夜,老农夫怎么看新娘子都不象三十四、五岁的样子,于是忍不住开口问新娘子:“到底几岁?”起初新娘还不肯说,后来在是不住老农夫一直的询问,然后才幽幽地说:“人家其实四十七、八岁。”对于这个答案,老农夫还是半信半疑地说:“我们两人木已成舟,你不妨就说实话,到底几岁?”新娘不愿这个问题一直问个没完,因此说:“这样好了,我告诉你实话,你就别在追问了,我今年刚满五十五岁。”“五十五岁1老农夫虽感到吃惊,但还是有些不相信,不过已不好意思再问下去,老农夫看看时间,发现已不早了,便起身对新娘说:“我要去厨房一下。”......
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糗事
来源:本站原创去相亲,我和女孩感觉都不错!于是便邀请她去唱歌,我又叫了几个朋友,其中一个来的比较晚,来了就来到我身边说:你太没意思了,叫个小姐这么难看………
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脑筋急转弯
来源:本站原创什么东西嘴里没有舌头?
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a funny thing
来源:本站原创when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in university,and hope good ,good study ,day ,day up.then our teacher&n......
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it was overdue
来源:本站原创your funny story was too overdue. i used to hear about it when i was just a middle school student. have you ever heard about this sentence: " we brother who and who"?
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a man and E.T.
来源:本站原创What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
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the thinnest book
来源:本站原创What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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苦命的 salesman
来源:本站原创苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn"t interested because he hadn"t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......
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Revealing Gift Test
来源:本站原创Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you"d most like to receive.
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FLOWERS
来源:本站原创FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
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俺还未偷汉子
来源:本站原创同学是某偏远地区的,英语发音一直不标准,老师英文也是发不准,所以学生更是一口地道的土腔英语。 话说同学的妹妹刚上初一,学英语的积极性狂高,每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单词,这天像往常一样,继续拼命的读,他爹就蹲在窗户底下抽烟袋。小妹妹念“hands(音:汉子),hands”,“two hands(偷汉子)。他爹听完就止不住的皱眉,一大早就听见闺女要偷汉子,心想怪不得听说外国人开放, 书上都这么写。小妹妹继续读“hands,hands,two hands(偷汉子)”。 ......
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Love You three
来源:本站原创话说有一名英文不太好的男子,竟然泡上一名洋妞。一天,情到浓时,该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:『I Love You!』洋女听见大喜,说:『I Love You,too;那名男子不明所以,竟说:『I Love You,three.....!
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英语作文一绝
来源:本站原创高中的时候 很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考 有一个人 他的英语很烂很烂 一次英文模拟考 作文题目是“ADog” 结果那个人就这样写—— One day I see a dog. I said"Hi!" Dog said"Hi!" I said"Can you speak Chinese?" Dog said"Yes!" I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!" Dog said"O.K." ......
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关于WY的解释
来源:本站原创有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友 于是就把他女朋友的名字"WENDY" 刻在他的"那话儿"上,于是当"那话 儿"缩小时只看到缩写"WY",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威 夷去玩,他在上厕所时看到隔壁那 个外国人的"那话儿"也有"WY"字 样,于是很兴奋的问那个外国人: "你的女朋有也叫"WENDY"吗? 外国人回答说:"NO,NO,我刻的是: "WELCOME TO HAWAI AND ENJOY YOUR HOLODAY"
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High and low voice
来源:本站原创"Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?" "A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me;a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss."
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More polite
来源:本站原创A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.......